Hey all! Will is back and with a special treat just for you. That's right - you! Now don't get that too twisted. As you all know, I have eyes only for one certain green lady. The lady that lives in the pond! The lady my therapist keeps insisting does not exist. He needs to get his eyes checked, or maybe see a shrink...

As I had promised in the previous posts of my goddess-wooing escapades, this is bound to be a much shorter post! Partially because I've been enjoying not being quite as busy for the last week or two, but mostly due to how uneventful Winter is in Mineral Town. It's not to say I'm not making progress every other day, but...

Hello all, thanks for waiting for me - and glad to be back on the grind! I want to make it clear that video games can simulate life to some fun and impressive degrees, but even with the advent of virtual reality and other technologies yet to be unveiled, they will never be real life itself. Case in point: I haven't...

It's that time again - the time where I yap endlessly about the eventual fruits of my labours winning the heart of some virtual lady whom I can only guess has been in existence for thousands of years. How old is farming? She's been around for at least that long. ...Actually, now that I ask Google this question, it seems...

Welcome back to the latest episode of "My Strange Addiction" - that addiction being the compulsion to painstakingly complete a 21 year-old farming game. I have entered the Fall season! Or as the French call it: L'Automne. Or as everyone in Mineral Town calls it, uh: Autumn. Autumn is an interesting time of year; it has...

Greetings and salutations! I hope all who are reading had a good passing week - my week was quite busy. A lot more meetings and order fulfillments than I thought I was going to have cross my desk, that's for sure. The Harvest Goddess was a little quiet this week, so that translates to me not keeping her too busy. I've...

Hello! Hey! Ciao! Hi! Another week has begun and so has my risk of early-onset carpal tunnel with the way my workplace wants to handle its bookkeeping. However compared to manually inputting 3000 lines of numbers and account codes, writing about my beloved Harvest Goddess comes much more easily to me! She seems to be in...

I am taking up one heck of a challenge - it was late 2019 when I learned that in Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral town, you could romance the Harvest Goddess. I know there's probably a pretty even split of people who are shocked someone didn't already know this, and then another split of folks saying "... I'm sorry,...